Monday, February 7, 2011

Well hello there snow.

Its good to see you again. I missed you in your pure form for a month maybe more now. I know you've been around but honestly ice has been mucking up your image.

Covering you up making you like a gross frozen crust on top of the soft interior that is your awesomeness. Like a burnt outside on a marshmallow. I'm sorry snow but I don't like burnt marshmallows.

There's probably 8 inches of you on the ground this morning. I've missed this, snow. I missed having this much of your fluffy goodness undisturbed by annoying ice covering you or there only being two inches of you thats gone by noon into a soupy slushy mess.

I haven't had this since I was young. Like that blizzard when I was 13 in the middle of June. That was fun snow. It really was.

I remember going out after the blizzard and looking for animals that might be frozen or sad in the snow.

My logic wasn't very sound back then.

Snow, thanks for showing up and not disappointing this time. Now if you could just stop abusing the middle of the US we can get married.

Thanks for this pleasant visit, Snow.
Love, Nocturne.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

The Annual Celebration of Snuggles and Money

So people tend to have mixed feelings on Valentines Day. Which is understandable. Its a complicated holiday that involves a complicated emotion.

Sometimes people have dinner, do something kinky, buy each other things. Just basically show each other they care.

Sometimes people fly into rages because "OMG I dun have a boyfriend/girlfriend to luuurrvvee" or "I hate all this affection going oooon!!"

Sometimes people just don't do anything. They go one with their day as usual and the next day buy cheap Valentines chocolates that are on sale.

I do indeed have a boyfriend but its long distance. We talk all the time and on Valentines day we just see it as another opportunity to buy each other gifts, because, well, its fun.

Personally I hate the second reaction to Valentines Day.

Its kind of selfish. I mean jeez if it bothers you so much just don't go outside on February 14th. Stay inside and be your own pity party. Its probably best because you're being a selfish douche because some other people are having a good time with each other.

If you're that upset about Valentines day just stay inside and treat yourself. Order in some delicious greasy food and watch movies or something.

Otherwise just deal with it and go about your day like a lot of people do. Like nothing's different.

Its not your fault you don't have anyone to spend this day with. Its just how the world works sometimes. Sometimes couples aren't even happy together on Valentines day. In fact you're probably better off then someone who gets dumped on Valentines.

A good alternative to V-day is the day after to celebrate St. Skeletor's Day.

So there you go. My view on Valentines. Sometimes people are happy. Sometimes people are douche bags. Either way you should remember that whether you have a significant other or not on Valentines,
Nocturne Loves You All.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Oh ho ho hoooo Look at how important I am!

I don't even know what I'm doing. I mostly just have some thoughts I want to share that won't probably mean anything to anyone.

These thoughts will probably be on movies, comics, things in the media, stuff I want to rant about. You know various stuff.

These are mostly things I don't want to share directly on, I dunno, facebook and are too long for twitter.

Things that make me angry, intrigue me, maybe even make me sad.

Maybe they're things not many people notice.

Either way they'll probably have humor of some sort attached to them.